CCST3K(Season Three)#22-The Unforgettable Promise

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON THREE)

EPISODE 22: THE UNFORGETTABLE PROMISE

(A Love Hina MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it.

“Love Hina” is the property of Ken Akamatsu and the distributors of his work.

“The Unforgettable Promise” is the property of KenshinRC and he’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)

It's the not-too-distant future,

Last Sunday BC

There was this girl named Sakura

Quite different from you or me

She captured Clow Cards with her friends

All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens

They tried to save the human race,

But Eriol lost his patience

So he shot them into space!!!!

Sakura: (Hoeeee……)

Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)

We'll send them crappy fanfics

The worst we can find  (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds  (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the fanfics begin or end  (lalala)

Because, let’s face it, after all

Eriol’s not really their friend;

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Meiling:

'I’m baaaaaack!’

Tomoyo:

'Say “Cheese”!'

Syaoran:

'Raitei Shourai!!'

KEROOOOOOO!!!

'That’s Cerberus to you.'

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts  (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*It's just a MiST*

You should really just relax

For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

THE HOLOCABANA

14:26 Hours

Loud music suddenly blared.

“Hi there, everybody and welcome to ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’!” came the voice of Drew Carrey. “On tonight’s show: Hoeee! Sakura Kinomoto! Raitei Shourai! Syaoran Li! That outfit is so kawaii! Tomoyo Daidouji! And give me pudding! Kero-chan!”

Drew turns to face the camera. “And I’m your host, Drew Carrey. So let’s have some fun.” As the music ends, Drew heads down and sits behind his desk. “Hit there, and welcome to ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’, the show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Just like the words ‘enough food’ to Yukito Tsukishiro. They don’t mean a thing.”

Audience chuckling.

“What happens, if you’ve never seen the show before, is that these four contestants will come down and start making stuff up off the top of their heads based on suggestions written on these cards, which they have never seen before,” Drew pauses to hold up the cards. “At the end of the game I award points, which are just a gag to hold the show together, and at the end of the show I pick a winner who does something with me and the loser becomes the next victim of one of Tomoyo’s fashion ideas.”

Syaoran and Kero shuddered while Tomoyo glowered.

“Our first game tonight is ‘Scenes From A Hat’!” Drew pulls a large Uncle Sam-style hat out from under his desk. Meanwhile, the contestants took their positions on either side of the stage.

“Okay. Our first scene is…. People you shouldn’t make angry.” Drew announced.

Syaoran stepped forward. “Hi, I’m CardCaptor Schlueter!” Audience chuckling.

Next came Tomoyo. “Kit Spooner, nice to meet you.” More audience chuckling

Sakura took a step forward. “Hi. I’m a member of CLAMP.”

And finally, Kero floated out. “I’m Charlton Heston,” he announced gravely.

Audience laughing.

BUZZ!

“Okay, Next we have…” Drew began. “Things we don’t want to see in fanfiction.”

Syaoran steps forward. “Hi! I’m the author! I’m here to beat everyone at everything!”

Audience laughter.

BUZZ!

Sakura steps forward. “Oohhh… It’s so hard being a slave bought by the Li family after my parents died. It’s a good thing Prince Syaoran is such a nice guy.”

More audience laughter.

BUZZ!

Kero floats out. “Oh, look! Another fic with the title ‘Flame Me’. How original.”

BUZZ!

“Okay… Next we have…” Drew was suddenly cut off as the intercom came to life.

“Sorry to interrupt, guys,” came the Nadeshiko-ish sounding Magic Voice. “But, the Mads are calling.”

Kero sighed. “One of these days, we should try getting through an entire program.”

DEEP 13

“If it isn’t Hikaru, Umi, Fuu and Mokona,” said Eriol as he watched Sakura and the others walk onto the bridge. “Nice to see you all looking well and being so prompt.”

“We do our best, sir,” said Sakura.

“What happened to your two other helpers?” asked Dr. Eriol’s assistant, TV’s Spinel Sun.

“They’re still recuperating from the luau,” Kero replied.

“Luau?” Eriol inquired with an eyebrow raised.

“The plushies wanted to throw a party in the holocabana,” said Tomoyo. “The theme was Meiling’s idea.”

“Yes, well tell her to lay off the island hijinks, okay?” said Eriol. “Anyway, I let Ruby Moon make another attempt at making a Clow card this week.”

Dr. Eriol’s other assistant, TV’s Ruby Moon stepped forward. “Well, this week I created a Clow card to help you win the person of you dreams,” she began.

“Big surprise…” muttered Spinel Sun.

“What was that, Suppi?!” Ruby Moon snapped.

“This is just another of your lame schemes to seduce Touya, isn’t it?” Spinel replied non-chalantly. “And I am not Suppi.”

“Anyway, I call it ‘The Charm’ card.” Ruby Moon finished. “Try that on for size.”

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Our Clow card this week is for those who love our humorous commentaries, but are unable to come up with riffs of their own,” Sakura began. “So, our new card will throw in comments by us for any lame show, movie or game you’re in front of.”

“For example,” said Meiling. “Say you’re watching ‘Ally McBeal’ and Ally shows late at her…” Meiling rolled her eyes. “…law firm, you might hear Sakura quip.”

Sakura:<Ally> Sorry I’m late! I fell through a sewer grate this morning!

“Or maybe,” said Syaoran. “Ally’s boss will ask her opinion on something and Tomoyo will pop up and say…”

Tomoyo:<Ally> I don’t know. I’ve never thought before.

“Now, let’s say you’re watching ‘Suddenly Susan’ and Brooke Shields is complaining about her social life again,” Tomoyo said. “Kero might remark…”

Kero: Yeah. I can see how a tall leggy brunette who once stared in “The Blue Lagoon” would have trouble getting a date.

Syaoran: Does she ever actually write anything?

“Etcetera, etcetera…” Meiling finished.

“We call it ‘The Commentary’,” said Sakura. “What do you think, sirs?”

DEEP 13

“Just what the world needs,” Eriol muttered. “More of your inane humor. Well, your experiment this week is a Love Hina fic from an author who wants to be a Battousai, apparently. Oh, and it features another annoying Mary Sue.” Eriol grinned. “It’s time for ‘The Unforgettable Promise’ by KenshinRC. Enjoy it while it lasts. Send ‘em the fanfic, Ruby Moon.”

“Yeah. Sure.” Ruby Moon grumbled as she went to the filing cabinet to get the fic.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Well,” said Kero. “Here we go again.”

“Too bad we can’t send ‘The Commentary’ in our places, huh?” said Tomoyo.

Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It shatters like glass.)

(Door 5: It’s made of ofudas. Syaoran recites an incantation and they burn away.)

(Door 4: It’s made of bars. They rise into the ceiling.)

(Door 3: It’s made of sleeping plushies. They suddenly wake up and scamper away.)

(Door 2: It’s a set of elevator doors. They open with a ‘ping’ sound.)

(Door 1: It’s a trap door. You fall through it.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a giant vault door starts to open. A sudden rush of air sucks you through.)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Kero-Chan fall through the vault door and land in their seats while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

Kero: “The Unforgettable Promise”, huh? I guess we all know what this fic will be about.

>Author's Note: To all Love Hina fans out there, u guys rock!

Syaoran:<CardCaptor Schlueter> Thanks… I think.

Sakura:<Ciircee> Don’t look at me. I can’t help you.

>Hehe.

Kero:<author> I’m evil.

>Anyhow this fanfic is dedicated to all those fans. Haha!

Sakura: This author seems awfully giddy.

>Anyhow I hope you guys live happy lives and pray that you want to go to Todai University. (grins)

Tomoyo: Todai University? I thought Keitaro and Naru wanted to get into Tokyo University.

>Well you know whom this belongs to, the old fart Ken Akamatsu

Syaoran:<Ken Akamatsu> Hey! Mind your manners, sonny! Why, in my day, we didn’t talk to our elders like that!

>and his wonderful crew of memorable artists that helped contributes to a great anime.

Sakura: “Helped contributes”? What the…?

>Now go buy their stuff and make them happy! Yeesh!

Syaoran:<author> Do I have to explain everything to you?

>Well here we go.

Kero:<Max Klinger> And awaaay we go!

>Notes: ( ) = private thoughts, people are thinking to themselves

Tomoyo: …that this lead in is kind of lame.

Kero: Private thoughts will be controlled by the parentheses bubble you see here.

>The Faithful Meeting

Syaoran: The Hinata crew goes to church?

Sakura: Only at New Years, as I remember, and they still had to practically drag Naru there.

Tomoyo: Maybe he means “The Fateful Meeting”?

>A young female plows the snow as she heads up to Hinatasou.

Tomoyo: As caretaker, wouldn’t that be Keitaro’s job?

Sakura:<Haruka> About time that snow plow got here! I can’t even get past the damn door!

Kero: Oh, goody. Just what the Hinata Lodge needs, another new girl.

>She had a beret cap on and wore a tank top with a black vest over it.

Tomoyo: A tank top and a vest? That seems like a peculiar choice.

Syaoran: You would know.

>She also had a matching short skirt that went down to her knees

Kero: If it’s a short skirt, how can it come down to her knees? Continuity!

>and underneath that she wore black stockings.

Kero: Now we’re getting somewhere!

Sakura: Kero!

>She was a gorgeous individual who had brown hair down to her waist and carried herself with grandeur fit for a queen.

Kero: Yes! It’s Naru’s evil twin, Maru Narusegawa!

Tomoyo:<girl> Oh-hohohohoho!! You all shall call me queen!

Syaoran:<sweatdrops> Stop that! You’re scaring me!

>Every guy that saw her walk by, wished to God to have her as his girlfriend, but she was for someone else.

Sakura:<shaking her head> Oh, brother…

Kero: Oh no… Not another author created Mary Sue character…

>She had to keep a promise that she wanted to fulfill ever since she was 2 years old. She was ready to face anything.

Syaoran: That’s good. She’ll need it.

Sakura: Two years old? I don’t remember anything from when I was two.

Kero: Well, Keitaro’s remembered that promise he made, and he was only four or five at the time.

>She looked up to the stairs that led up to the Hinatasou and she knew that whatever happened, fate would bring her to her >destiny.

Tomoyo:<girl> I know it to be true, because of the dramatic, yet enigmatic, title of this fic.

Kero:<singing> You are my destiny…

>She flicked her ponytail back and she grinned as she marched up the stairs.

Sakura:<girl> Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!

>"Soon, Keitaro, I promise I'll make you happy."

Syaoran: So, she’ll get Naru and Motoko to stop beating him up?

Kero: That’s going to take a minor miracle.

>After the long flight of stairs, she came across the place that she remembered when she was small and her childhood promise >made 16 years ago.

Syaoran: Sixteen? I thought it was fifteen.

Sakura: It was fifteen when the series started, Syaoran-kun.

>She looked around and admired the Hinatasou's structure.

Sakura:<girl> You know, they really don’t make them like they used to.

>"After sixteen years, I have returned."

Tomoyo:<girl> Heh. I always wanted to say that.

Sakura:<girl> I have returned! With a dramatic sentence of little meaning!

>She gave another grin as she marched to the door and slide it open. From there she looked in and saw no one.

Kero: At the Hinata Lodge? Home of chaos and destruction?

Sakura: Must be Keitaro’s day off.

>"Hello? Hello? Keitaro? Are you here?"

Tomoyo:<girl> Stupid cheap cell phone… Hello?! Hello?!

Syaoran:<Keitaro> No. I’m there.

Kero:<Keitaro> Keitaro’s not here right now. But if you leave a message at the tone, I’ll be happy to apologize for whatever it is later…

>She glanced at the main living room and saw no one at the couches.

Sakura: Couches? How many do they have?

Tomoyo: Haruka stocked up at the last Leon’s Don’t Pay A Cent Event.

>She shrugged and walked in.

Sakura:<girl> Eh… What the hell?

Kero: Shouldn’t she have knocked before wandering in? I mean, that is the leading cause of trouble around there.

>She deposits her shoes by the door and she walked around the living room.

Syaoran: Riveting, isn’t it?

>"Hmm..just like what it use to be."

Kero: Just like what used to be?

Syaoran: The lodge… I think.

Sakura:<girl> Just like mother used to make.

>She glanced at the stairs and looked at the hall way at the left and also the right hallway, but no one was around.

Tomoyo:<girl, singing> I think I’m alone now…

Sakura: Any moment now all hell will break loose.

>"Hmm.strange. Where is Keitaro? His mother said he was here."

Sakura:<girl> Am I on the right set here?

>As she thought about this she heard some commotion from the stairs.

Sakura: There it is!

>(Keitaro must be up the stairs. I'll go surprise him. Hehe)

Tomoyo:<girl> I’m evil.

Sakura:<girl> I am the guardian of the hell.

>She slowly walked up the stairs and before she can get halfway there, she heard some noise that was coming close from the >second story and the noise was approaching to her quite quickly.

Kero: Yeah. Probably at the speed of sound.

Sakura: Cute, Kero.

>"Keitaro!!!!!!!!!! You pervert! How dare you look at Shinobu when she was changing!"

Tomoyo: There we go!

Kero: Ummm… Who said that?

>"I'm sorry!!!"

Kero: You should be.

Syaoran: That was probably Keitaro, not the author.

Kero: Oh.

>Urashima Keitaro, the manager at Hinatasou and now a Todai student,

All: HUH?

Syaoran: So… Keitaro’s passed the entrance exams?

Sakura: Clearly we’re behind in our “Love Hina” lore, guys.

>who has the power of doing whatever he wants because he controls the all- girl dormitory,

Kero: Control? What control? He’s the stupid caretaker and manager. Haruka is the one who runs the show.

>is now on the run from his "accident".

Syaoran:<Keitaro> I can’t afford to have my license revoked! Not now!

Tomoyo:<Naru> Damn you, Keitaro! You stained the sheets again, didn’t you?

Sakura: Eeeeeewww…

>(Oh no, she is going to kill me, I got to run downstairs.)

Sakura: Okay, who is “she”? Naru? Motoko? Who the hell is it?!

>Keitaro runs downstairs while looking back,

Syaoran: Ummm… That’s not such a good idea, Keitaro.

>but when he turned around, he saw a girl in front of her.

Tomoyo: He saw a girl in front of who? I’m lost here.

>"Ack...I'm dead."

Sakura: Keitaro has died. Quit or Retry?

>And to make matters worse, Keitaro slips on the stairs and falls on the girl, which they both go tumbling down to the ground floor

Sakura: Poor Keitaro… He never cuts a break.

>with Keitaro's face cushioned by two soft mounds.

Kero:<Keitaro> Kitsune! What are you doing here?

Sakura: Kero…

>"Hehe.Keitaro, you are still the daring man I remember."

Tomoyo: Daring? He’s just a terminal klutz.

Kero:<Keitaro a la Nadeshiko Kinomoto> I’m okay! Really!

>Before Keitaro could turn his face to that voice, he felt a blow like a hammer slam into his face and he was soaring past through >the sliding door. After flying past that, his body hit the ground hard and landed by the stairs.

Syaoran: Akane! What are you doing here?

>"Argh..well at least that wasn't that far of a hit."

Kero: No! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!!

Sakura: Yes! It’s Christina Horton’s latest fic, “No Need For Keitaro”!

Tomoyo:<Ryoko> Crap… Washu, where the hell are we now?

>He rolled his body to the left and suddenly he starting rolling down the long flight of stairs of Hinatasou.

All:<muted trumpet imitation> Wahh-wahh-waaaaahhhh…

>(Crap! Here we go again. Ouch! Ite! Bam! Wham! Ite.) And he rolls on.

Kero:<singing> Rolling, rolling, rolling…

>"Keitaro, how dare you try to seduce this woman."

Syaoran: Okay! Who the hell is talking?!

>The young female cracked her knuckles after she landed her punch and she gave a smile from it.

Sakura:<Naru> Snap, crackle and pop. Now that’s the way to start a morning.

>(Keitaro is such a pervert and he even tried to seduce this female. Wait, who is this person?)

Kero: Don’t look at us, we don’t know either.

Syaoran: Only the author does and he’s not talking.

Tomoyo: Seduce this female? I think we can call her a “girl”.

>The young 18 year old turn to the new girl and looked at her.

Sakura: What? But, Naru’s not 18.

Tomoyo: I think the author is referring to the new character.

Syaoran: I thought she would be the “new girl”.

Kero: Damn… I’m confused.

>Both were roughly the same height, but the new girl had darker brown hair. The lighter-haired female wore a large shirt that >covered her short cut-off jeans. Both eyed each other curiously, but the darker, brown-haired girl had a frown on her face.

Kero: Oh God!! It IS Naru’s evil twin!!!

Sakura: Oh, put a sock in it, Kero.

>"Why did you hit Keitaro?"

Sakura:<Naru> You’re new here, aren’t you?

Kero: I presume the mystery girl said that.

>"Huh?"

Syaoran: My thoughts exactly.

>"I said why did you hit Keitaro? He did nothing wrong."

Sakura:<girl>…as far as I know. But, I just got here.

Tomoyo:<girl> He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>"He did everything wrong, he saw Shinobu changing and tried to seduce you."

Syaoran: Who is she talking to?!

Sakura: I think it’s supposed to be Naru.

>By that time the rest of the company came. The rest of the girls arrived and saw the two girls talking.

Tomoyo: Company? When did the Hinata Inn become a corporate headquarters?

>"Hey Naru? Where is Keitaro? Did you hit him off to space again?'

All: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sakura:<speaker> Naru! Watch out for that snake!

Tomoyo: <singing> But Naru lost her patience, so she shot him into space!!!

>"Yes, Naru-sempai, you did not give me a chance to end the perverted life of Keitaro," replied a girl who had long black hair that >rang down to her waist. She also was holding a katana, which was brought out to action.

Syaoran: That’s Motoko’s answer to everything. Kill this. Slash that. What a loon.

Tomoyo: Rang down to her waist? Motoko’s putting bells in her hair now?

>"Sorry Motoko-chan, but that pervert saw Shinobu and he needed to be punished." Naru smiled at this since she enjoyed kicking >the crap out of Keitaro.

Kero: Did John82 write this by any chance?

>The new girl turned to Naru and stared at her I fury.

Syaoran: I fury? What the hell is “I” fury?

Kero: Don’t look at me.

Tomoyo: The new iFury! The latest computer from MacIntosh!

>"You have no right to hit him. You had no right at all! If I see you hit him again, you will deal with me."

Sakura:<girl> 5 card stud! And I cheat!

>Naru turned to the new girl in shock.

Tomoyo:<Naru> Dammit!! Who left the exposed wiring on the floor?!

>"Wh.what?!!"

Tomoyo: Wh.Why?!!

Sakura: Wh.Where?!!

Syaoran: Wh.When?!!

Kero: Wh.Who?!!

>The other girls turned the new girl, especially the little blonde head as she crawled past all the girls to look at the new person.

Sakura: There’s a head wandering around the room?

Tomoyo:<body> Excuse me. I seem to have lost my head.

>"Hi! I'm Kaolla Su, who are you?"

Sakura:<girl> I’m BATMAN!

Tomoyo:<girl> I’m a Mary Sue. Maybe we’re related.

Sakura:<girl>I’m God. Who the hell are you?

>The new girl flickered her ponytail.

Tomoyo: That seems to be a nervous habit of hers.

Syaoran: I think the author is afraid we’ll forget that she has a ponytail.

Sakura:<girl> Saint Tail, eat your heart out.

>"Does it matter? You all brutalize Keitaro, why should I try to tell you my name."

Kero:<Alex Trebek> I’m afraid you must answer in the form of a question.

Sakura:<Koalla> Because if you don’t tell us, it won’t be much of a fic.

>While the girls took the cold shoulder of the new girl, Keitaro finally managed to get up and crawl up the stairs.

Syaoran:<Keitaro> That’s it. I’m going back to my room and sleep until this place gets some new renters.

>(Ack.that hurt! Why does this always have to happen to me! I did it on accident; I didn't think Shinobu would be changing in the >laundry room.

Sakura: You know, he has a point there.

Kero: First rule of the Hinata Inn: At any time, behind any door, a girl could be in a state of undress.

Syaoran: Yeah. One of these days, Keitaro’s going to walk into his own room and find Kitsune trying on a new bikini or something.

Tomoyo: Wouldn’t it be ironic if Naru walked in on Keitaro once?

Kero: Heh.

>Wait a minute! What's with that noise?)

Sakura: What noise? What’s he talking about?

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Oh, wait. That’s just my ears ringing.

>When Keitaro gets to the doorway, the entrance of Hinatasou, which is now missing a door from the crazy "accident".

Tomoyo: Could we stop it with the damn quotation marks now?!

>He overhears the girls talking.

Sakura: Good idea. Spy on them. Give Naru another reason to hit you.

>"..but why are you so mad, its Keitaro's fault for what he done."

Tomoyo:<Naru> And it’s the author’s fault my grammar is so bad. When I get my hands on him…

>"That still doesn't give the right to hit someone."

Kero: Tell that to Akane Tendo.

>Keitaro was surprised to have a defense from a girl especially someone he doesn't know.

Sakura:<girl> The defense calls it’s next witness. Would Shinobu Maehara take the stand?

>(From this view even though I can't see the girls face she seems like a very pretty girl.

Sakura: Keitaro, this might not be the best time for that.

>Ah!

Syaoran:<Keitaro> CHOOO!!

Tomoyo: That was a switch.

>Some girl is actually defending me! This has never happen to me before. Oh what joy!)

All:<giggles>

Kero:<Keitaro> I am muchly grateful for good dubber type people who wrote my dialogue.

>Keitaro admires the legs the new girls had

Tomoyo: Girls? As in plural?

Sakura:<girl> I brought my posse along in case Naru got out of hand.

Tomoyo:<Naru> Eep!

>and the fashion she was wearing. He also likes the long ponytail that had a blue ribbon tied around it. Suddenly because Keitaro is >a pervert, he starts daydreaming about the new girl stripping in front of her.

Sakura: What? Stripping in front of who? Naru?

Tomoyo: That should be “in front of him”.

>("Urashima-kun, would you like to see me without my shirt first or the skirt?" The new girl smiled seductively as she used one >hand to grab her vest and slowly pulls it over one of her shoulder, while uses the other hand to garb her skirt and slowly push it >down..)

Kero: Sweeeet-o!!!

Sakura: KERO!!

Kero: I’m starting to like this fic.

>While he daydreams the new girl turns to the door and sees Keitaro with a huge nosebleed and his eyes looked large and starry >eyed like he was in some fantasy world.

Sakura: Ah, the old fanboy stand-bys.

>"Keitaro! You are here! Huh? What is with that nosebleed, did that violent victimizer try to hurt you? Poor Keitaro?"

Sakura:<girl> That is your name, right?

Tomoyo: She didn’t just try, she succeeded.

>She races to Keitaro as she pulls a handkerchief off her vest pocket and covers Keitaro's nose.

Kero: HONK! HONK!

>"Victimizer?! I did nothing wrong! Keitaro was a pervert and he got what he deserves," yells Naru since she was getting irritated >from being called this.

Syaoran: Okay, who dubbed the fanfic?

>"Shut your mouth victimizer, I should call the police and report you for this."

Syaoran: Well, that’s a novel idea.

Sakura and Tomoyo:<Miyuki and Natsumi> You’re Under Arrest!!

Kero: Oh, brother…

>"Wh.what?!!"

Syaoran: Yikes! Déjà vu!

>Keitaro snapped out of his reverie when the handkerchief went over his nose and he blinked as he watched the argument between >Naru and the new girl.

Kero:<Keitaro> All right! Cat fight!!

Sakura: Kero…

>(I got to stop this! This is not right even though it is nice that this girl is defending me. Also I need to stop this because she is >yelling at the girl I love)

Syaoran: Does he mean Naru?

Sakura: Probably.

>"Girls," he grabs the handkerchief, "you should stop fighting."

Syaoran:<Keitaro a la Ross Hagen>Peace, brothers! No more war!

Kero:<Keitaro> Make love, not war! I can show you how!

>He turns to the new girl and noticed her beautiful face and those beautiful chocolate brown eyes that would make every guy melt >into her arms. He also notices her soft lips, which had a light red lip-gloss on. The new girl had some powder on which enhanced >her skin.

Sakura: Oh, boy… The Mary Sue fanservice is back.

Tomoyo:<girl> I’m just so perfect in every little way. Tee-hee!

>(Wh...What am I thinking?! I'm in love with Naru! I can't thinks of this! I got to sort this out. Get a grip Keitaro, be a man!)

Kero: Oh, who is he now? Shinji Ikari?

Syaoran:<Keitaro a la Shinji Ikari> I mustn’t run away! I mustn’t run away! I mustn’t run away!

>"Thank you whoever you are, thanks for the handkerchief."

Sakura: Could the author please tell us who this person is?

Kero: Maybe she’s related to Mutsumi.

Syaoran: Hey! Where is she anyway?

Tomoyo: Probably off writing lemons.

Kero: Could we hold off the fanfic plugs, please?

Sakura:<Naru> Excuse me! I think you’ve forgotten the point of this lemon…

Tomoyo:<Mutsumi, blinking> So desu ka?

Sakura:<Naru>YES!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A LEMON ABOUT ME AND KEITARO GOING AT IT ON
THE FLOOR LIKE A PAIR OF WOLVES IN HEAT!!!!

Kero:<Kitsune>You tell her, Naru-chan!

<Sakura, still pretending to be Naru, claps her hands over her mouth and blushes>

Sakura:<Naru> Oh dear God…

Tomoyo:<Mutsumi> You know, this reminds me of an episode of Liddo-kun and Friends! Liddo-kun met a Liddo-chan and fell in love. So Liddo-kun took Liddo-chan back to her place and had wild nookie. But then Liddo-chan's father came home and blew his face off with a sawed-off shotgun...

Syaoran: Okay! That’s enough of that.

Kero: For those of you playing at home, we just re-enacted a scene from Davner’s “Mutsumi Writes A Lemon”. We’ll be right back.

>The new girl smiled, but then frowned.

Sakura:<girl> Like, check out my fabulous acting range!

>"You..you don't remember me?"

Syaoran:<Keitaro>Lady, I’ve been hit on the head so many times that I’m lucky to remember who I am.

>Tears started springing forth into her eyes.

Kero: Whoa! Even her tears are hyper!

>"Um..." Keitaro starts thinking.

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Line…?

>(Crap, who is she? I better hurry and answer or she seems like she is going to cry. Wait..I know who she is.)

>"Oh, I remember, aren't you the girl who works in front of the hardware store?"

Sakura: Somehow I doubt it.

>The new girl facefaults and she lays there on the floor in disbelief. She slowly gets up, but had an arrow in her back.

Sakura:<Haruka> Motoko! How many times do I have to tell you?! No archery in the house!!

>"Wait I know, you are the girl who works by the pool, the life guard right?"
>
>The new girl facefaults again, but this time she had a dozen arrows in her back.

Sakura:<Haruka> Dammit, Motoko!

Tomoyo:<Motoko> Just practicing my aim, Haruka-san. And you wanted me to stop using your nephew for practice…

>"No I'm not the hardware store clerk or the life guard." She starts crying. "You promised you would remember me forever and >ever."

Syaoran:<groaning> Oh no….

Sakura: What is it?

Syaoran: The author is trying to tell us that this nameless Mary Sue is the girl Keitaro made that promise to sixteen years ago.

Kero: WHAT?!

Tomoyo: That’s not good.

>"Oh," Keitaro went into a deep thought.

Kero: About six inches should be deep enough.

>(Crap! Who is she, wait a minute, I promised I would remember her....I got it!)

All: HUZZAH!

>"I..I remember you!"

Syaoran:<Keitaro> You killed my parents!!

Kero:<Keitaro> You were that crazy girl in my junior high class who kept clinging to people. Or am I thinking of Su-chan?

>The new girl stops crying and looked at Keitaro happily.
>
>"You do?! Oh what joy, at last we can be together again."

Syaoran: I think we all know what’s coming.

>She clapped her hands together happily and in eagerness to Keitaro's answer.
>
>"Yeah the one I promise to remember right?"

Syaoran: Wait for it…

>"You do remember! At last, true happiness."
>
>The new girl stretched out her hands to embrace Keitaro.
>
>Keitaro nods his head and crosses his arms together as if he was in triumph.

Syaoran:<John Cleese> And now, the punchline!

>"Yes, yes, I remember you, you were the girl who sold ice cream when I was small."

All: TA-DAAAA!!!

Kero: Boy. What that obvious or what?

>The new girl facefaults again, and this time with a large statue falling on top of her with a bunch of arrows stuck to her body. All >the other girls sweat drop from this episode.

Tomoyo: Statue? The hell? What’s going on?

>Kitsune turns to Naru, "Is Keitaro this stupid?"

Kero:<Naru> Yeah. It’s a good thing he’s so good in the sack or else I’d have to really hurt him.

Sakura: KERO!

>Naru just shook his head in agreement.

Syaoran: His head?! Naru’s a cross-dresser?!

Kero: Either that or she was shaking Keitaro’s head.

>"Keitaro is a pervert and stupid. He was lucky to make it to Todai U."

Sakura: Not as stupid as you are for forgetting that you nod in agreement.

>Keitaro facefaults and gets up quickly with a bunch of arrows in his back.

Sakura:<Haruka> MOTOKO!!!

Tomoyo:<Motoko> Gomen…

>"I got to Todai U because of you Naru!"

Kero: You Naru? Was that an insult or something?

Syaoran: That doesn’t exactly help your case there, Keitaro.

>Naru shook her head in agreement again.

Sakura:<Naru> Wait a sec… Shouldn’t I be nodding?

Kero: While the author contemplates that, I’m nodding off.

>"Right! Just because you were too stupid to study by yourself and too perverted to study at all since you are the manager of an >all girls dormitory and you just peek at us every time you have a chance. I just studied with you to keep an eye over you from >peeking, but every time we study together, you always try to pull something off to try to peek at me, you pervert." Naru crossed >her arms to show that she was right.

Tomoyo: Geez, Naru… Why don’t you tell us what you really think?

>Keitaro facefaults into the ground again with a giant statue on his head, along with that came arrows that stuck to him every time >Naru listed a problem that Keitaro caused.

Sakura:<Haruka>Motoko! I’m warning you!!

Tomoyo:<Motoko> I was just helping to emphasize Narusegawa-san’s points.

>While that happened, the new girl was finally able to get to her feet. After pushing away the large statue on top of her and ripping >out the arrows stuck to her, she brushed herself. With a determined look on her eye like if she was a hunter after a prey she >stared at Keitaro.

Kero:<singing> Uh-oh! Here she comes!

Sakura: Oh, knock it off!

>"No! I'm not that person! I would be over thirty if I were she.

Kero: Yeah. Well, I read a Love Hina fic that had Shinobu telling Keitaro she was the girl who made the promise, even though it took place two years before she was born. So there.

Syaoran: Ah, the fanfic writer’s time deficiency.

>Keitaro, you have forgotten me, how could you?! I just have to remind you then."

Tomoyo: I think I hear the bell tolling…

>While she said this, Keitaro was able to get up and had a teary eyed look from all the problems he had caused.

Sakura: He had caused? Keitaro’s just an innocent by-stander in all this chaos.

>(I'm such a pervert.)

Kero: We know that, author, now get back to work.

Syaoran: Heh.

>She rummaged through her backpack until she grabbed something round and hard. (Author's Note: Don't think of anything >perverted you hentai!)

Sakura: You’re one to talk. You obviously had those thoughts first.

Kero: Backpack? Where did that come from?

>"Here we go, found it!"

Tomoyo: Found what?

>"Huh?" Keitaro turned to the new girl and just stared at her as she pulled something out of her backpack.

Kero:<girl> It’s a rememberizer! I stole it from the set of “Lunar”!

>"Don't worry Keitaro, you will remember after this."

Sakura: No good can come from those words.

>She pulls out a long handle and a heavy iron head.
>
>"Eh?" Keitaro watches the new girl attach the head to the handle and it became a rather large hammer.

All: Uh-oh…

>The new girl smiled and puts the sledgehammer to her shoulder and swings it with all her strength. The mighty hammer that can >crack heads easily connects right to the top of Keitaro's head.
>
>"Ack..(WHAM!!)," Keitaro's last words before he is out like a light.

Kero: Yikes!

Sakura: She must’ve studied amnesia therapy with Urd or something.

>The force of the blow slammed Keitaro into the ground, his whole body under the floorboards, and his head above it with a huge >lump that seems like the size of a basketball.

Syaoran: That’ll leave a mark.

Sakura:<Lucia from “Lunar 2: Eternal Blue”> Pain…

>Naru and the gang sweat dropped as they watched the incident.

Sakura: Even Motoko would’ve found that to be too much.

Tomoyo:<Motoko> I know I’ve always wanted to kill him, but I never wanted to go into cruel and unusual punishment.

>"An....And she said Naru was a victimizer," says Kitsune as she shakes her head in disbelief.

Tomoyo:<Kitsune> Man… Signing up to be in this fanfic… What was I thinking?

>"What about Urashima-sempai? He looks hurt," says Shinobu as tears welled up in her eyes as she saw Keitaro being hit that >hard.

Syaoran: It’s a good thing Shinobu’s around to look out for Keitaro or the others would’ve killed him by now.

>"Don't worry, Keitaro is immortal! He can live through anything," says Kaolla as she watched the incident in excitement.

Kero: Obviously Koalla’s never read “The Urashima Tragedy” or “A Promise Never Forgotten”.

Tomoyo: Wasn’t the plug for “Mutsumi Writes A Lemon” enough?

>(Wow! She hits harder than me, and even my guns can't cause this kind of lump. She is my idol)

Tomoyo:<Motoko>Thank God! I really need a break from that nut.

>She watches the new girl with starry eyes and then chews on her banana.

Sakura: Unfortunately, she forgot to peel it first.

Tomoyo:<Koalla> Hmm… Chewier than usual.

>The new girl watches Keitaro for a few seconds and sees that he is unconscious.
>
>"Hm..that was not purpose to happen."

Kero: Ummm… What did she say?

>Naru and the others facefault from what the new girl said.

All:<muted trumpet imitation> Wah-Wah-Waaaaaahhh…

>Naru stared at the new girl in shock, "What the hell kind of response were you trying to get?! Of course Keitaro would be out like a >light. You hit him with a hammer that can break rocks the size of a bike into dust!!!"

Sakura:<girl> B-But Akane Tendo told me that this solves all her problems!

>The new girl looks at them.
>
>"My mother does this to me all the time and I seem to remember and recall everything."

Kero: That’s it… I give up…

>Again, Naru and the others sweat drop.
>
>Kitsune turns to Naru and whispers to her ear, "Is this girl normal? What kind of parents does this?"

Tomoyo: The same kind of parents who don’t teach their kids proper grammar.

>The new girl shoulders the sledgehammer and looks at the other girls with an intense look.

Sakura:<girl> Were you making fun of me just now?

Tomoyo:<Naru> Eep!

>"Don't think I know what you girls are up to. I know you will try to victimize Keitaro again, so if I find out you do, I will personally >see to it you don't ever mess with him again."

Kero: The new girl sure sounds a lot like Meiling, doesn’t she?

Tomoyo:<girl a la Meiling> I’m warning you, Kinomo… er… Narusegawa!! Stay away!!

Meiling: I heard that, Daidouji…

Tomoyo: Uh-oh!

>Naru looked furious from that statement.

Sakura:<Naru> I RESENT THAT!!

>"Now look here, I only punched him and you practically nearly killed him with that sledgehammer. Now who is the victimizer, huh? >I should report you to the police. And by the way who the heck do you think you are, some new girl waltzes in here and thinks >she can do what she..."

Syaoran:<author> Stop it! You’re destroying my plot by making valid and logical points!!

>The new girl gave an annoyed look as she stared at Naru in frustration.

Sakura:<girl> HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY POWER!! I AM THE GREAT GODDESS, MARY-SUE!! BOW BEFORE ME, MORTAL!

>"I'm not a new girl, for your information, I was here long before you people were. I came back because I came to fulfill a promise >and don't consider me a "new girl", my name is Natsuko Yagami and you better remember it. Or else I will make you remember >it."

Kero: Finally!!

>She waved her sledgehammer at the company of girls as they stared at her wide-eyed.

Tomoyo:<Naru> Motoko. Be a dear and hack the nice lunatic in half before she hurts someone else.

Sakura:<Natsuko> AND YOU’D BETTER NOT CALL ME CRAZY!!<twitch, twitch> THOSE SHRINKS DIDN’T BELIEVE I WAS SANE EITHER!!<twitch>

>"Wa..wait, Natsuko Yagami, you're the girl who won the gold medal in the Winter Olympics for both figure-skating and martial arts >right?" Says Motoko as she stares at Natsuko in disbelief of who she was.

Kero: Mary Sue Cliché #065-Mary Sues are always the best at absolutely whatever they need to be.

Tomoyo: That’s a strange combination.

Sakura: She wouldn’t happen to be related to Mikado Sanzenin or Azusa Shiratori, would she?

Syaoran: When did martial arts become a Winter Olympic event?

Kero: Maybe she practices Tae-Kwon-Snow.

>Natsuko just grinned at the girls then her grin turns to a mischievous smile.

Kero:<Natsuko> Hee, hee! Kitsune has nothin’ on me!

Sakura:<Kitsune> We’ll see about that.

>Before the girls could ponder why she smiled like that, Natsuko turned away from the girls and looked at Keitaro.

Sakura:<Kitsune> Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Tomoyo:<Koalla> Narf!

>(Soon Keitaro, we will be together and I'll make you the most happiest man alive. Hehe. These girls are no competition I can >handle them easily. None of them can have Keitaro. He is mine!)

Tomoyo:<Natsuko, childish> He’s MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!! You can’t have him!! Mooommmmm!!!

>Natsuko flickered her ponytail then dismantled her sledgehammer and put it in her backpack. She then shoulders the backpack and >pulls Keitaro out of the floorboards. Then she lugs him up the stairs and into the manager's room.

Syaoran: And yet, for some reason, Shinobu, Naru, Motoko, Koalla and Kitsune do absolutely nothing while all this happens.

>"Hehe! The room still looks the same as I remember it."

Sakura: Somehow, I doubt that.

Tomoyo: So it hasn’t changed at all since Grandma Hina lived in it?

Syaoran: I’ll bet the only thing that stayed the same in that room is the hole in the ceiling.

>She looks around the room and admires the things Keitaro brought with him from his trips and from his house. Then she realizes >that Keitaro is still out, so she quickly puts Keitaro on a futon and applies some ice to his head to lower the swell on Keitaro's >head.

Sakura: Ice? Where the hell did that come from?!

Syaoran:<author> Oh, did I forget to mention that she stopped at the freezer on the way up?

>("Oh Keitaro, how handsome you become,

Tomoyo:<Natsuko a la Yoda> Very handsome you become. Keeping up with your training you are, yes? Hmmmm…

>you remind me of that romance novel about the young prince and the peasant girl.

Sakura: Please, NO! Not another fairy-tale wannabe fic that uses anime characters!

Kero: Yeah. We’ve already been in enough of those.

Syaoran: You? Sakura and I have been in all of them.

Tomoyo:<Ciircee> STOP THE MADNESS!!

>He saves her from all these troubles and they get married and once they get married they had all this fun."

Tomoyo:<Natsuko> They called it “the honeymoon”.

>Then she frowned, "But you never did anything to save me."

Sakura:<Natsuko> If you’re computer had crashed, I would’ve been lost forever.

>Then she shakes her head, "Nevermind that, we are together now." She then blushed at what she thought of because when she >read the book she remembered reading about the licentious parts that made it become a romance novel. "Hehe. I can't wait to >get married, then we can both do those things that the prince and the girl did.")

Kero:<sweatdrops> Umm… That novel didn’t have an age recommendation on it, did it?

>She grinned while thinking about this and suddenly she starts getting starry eyed and daydreams.

All:<singing> Daydream believers, and a… homecoming queen!

>(Keitaro appears in a gold bathrobe and she appears on the bed naked with a collar chain around her.

All: ACK!!

Kero: Suddenly we’re in some kind of hentai bishoujo fantasy anime.

>Keitaro smiles mischievously and looks at her, " You have been a troublesome wife and you try to seduce the princes of the east, >I will have to punish you." He whispers this slowly into her ear as if it felt like a gentle breeze to her ear.

Sakura: Forget it. I’m not touching this one.

Tomoyo:<Motoko> Would you stop talking into my ear? Your breath goes right into it.

>She shivered in excitement and acts very obedient. "Now lay down on the bed and prepare for my punishment." Keitaro slowly >undoes his robes.....)

<Sakura, Tomoyo and Syaoran cover their eyes>

>(Author's Note: Yeesh, you think I would add more to Natsuko's thought? Yeesh! You guys are pervs, you baka-hentais!!!)

Kero: Oh, you’re one to talk, author! You thought of it first.

Syaoran:<author> I’m allowed to have dirty thoughts but you aren’t! So there!

Sakura: Is the author channeling Asuka Langley Sohryu or something?

>While she daydreams, Keitaro dreams a pleasant dream. A dream of remembrance and of mystery for there is still hidden >messages in his dreams.

Kero: You could be right about that, Sakura. Keitaro seems more like Shinji all the time.

>It was Hinatasou, 16 years ago, when Keitaro was there visiting his grandmother and Aunt Haruka. He sits around in the >playground and sees a girl with brown short hair playing with the sand and has a doll with her. Keitaro, curious to see her there >goes join her. He can't remember her name, but she was a cute girl and they had fun with each other. A few weeks past as he >encounters another girl while playing with the girl who has short brown hair, this new girl was happy at Hinatasou and the >beginning of an adventure.

Syaoran: Yes! For those of you who are completely clueless about “Love Hina”, we are going to repeat the scene that founded the whole story yet again.

>Keitaro notices another girl who was swinging in the swings. He was a shy person, so he decides not to talk to her, but the other >girl sees him and stops swinging. She gets off the swing and approached Keitaro.

Sakura: Smooth.

Kero: Like sugar through a gas tank.

>"Hi."

Syaoran: Bonjour.

Sakura: Greetings.

Tomoyo: Yo!

Kero: Hey!

>Keitaro turns to the new girl and notices she also has short brown hair, but the color was darker than his friend.

Kero: Friend… What friend? I’m lost.

>"Uh..hi."

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Talk to the hand.

>The new girl looks at him curiously then laughs.

Kero: If she tells him that his hair smells nice and that he has smooth cheeks like a girl’s, I am out of here.

Sakura: Well, obviously it can’t be Su-chan, Kero.

>"My name is (forgot the name, I can't remember it)."

Syaoran:<author> Crap… I know I wrote I down somewhere… Where did I leave it?

>"Oh, hi, my name is Keitaro."

Syaoran:<Keitaro> And I’m a Naru-aholic.

Sakura, Tomoyo and Kero: Hi, Keitaro!

>"Hi Keitaro, you want to play in the sandbox?"
>
>"Sure! Lets go and you can meet my other friend."
>
>"Alright!"

Kero: So…

>Keitaro and the new girl meet Keitaro's friend, whom they introduce themselves, but he doesn't remember their names. They join >together and help each other build something in the sandbox.

Tomoyo: Boy, Keitaro is really bad with names, isn’t he?

>"Kei-kun, did you know... If 2 people who love one another can enter Tokyo University together..They will live happily ever after."

Syaoran: Now it’s Tokyo University. What the hell is going on here?

Kero: CONTINUITY!

>Keitaro's friend turns to Keitaro and leans toward him while cups his cheek with her hand and then she kisses him.
>
>"So, when we both grow up, let's both go to Tokyo U."

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Let’s not and say we did.

>The new girl nodded her head and agreed with the whole concept.

Sakura:<new girl> I agree completely with that concept

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Indeed!

>"I want to go to Tokyo U also, so Kei-kun, would you promise you won't forget me?"
>
>Keitaro looked at both girls.
>
>"I would never forget you both, I promise."

Sakura: Hence the title, “The Unforgettable Promise”.

>As he recalls these images, some flashes appear as if they were memories that are not surfaced yet, but still hidden.

Kero: Oh, what is this now? “Escaflowne”?

Tomoyo:<Hitomi Kanzaki> Yes… I can see it. At first, I thought it was all part of the dream, but now…

Sakura: Okay! That’s enough of that.

>He soon sees an image of himself running after his friend who is being driven away by a moving van.
>
>Keitaro's friend looks sad and cries while waving goodbye to him.
>
>"Bye bye Kei-kun, when we grow up we must meet again in Tokyo U! Promise me ok!"

Sakura:<girl> Just don’t move into a girls’ dormitory or I’ll rip your guts out!

Kero: Heh.

>Then the moving van crossed the bridge as Keitaro chased the van.

Syaoran: Well, there wouldn’t be much point in chasing it if it wasn’t moving, ne?

>(Wait!! Don't leave me, don't leave me.)

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Oh, wait… You can’t hear that because it’s just my thoughts.

>Keitaro trips and falls to the ground. While he catches his breath, he says those words that he would always remember, those >words that would commit him to an oath that he agreed to do for the next 16 years of his life.

Sakura: Okay! We get it already! Geez… We all know about Keitaro’s promise.

Tomoyo: Two words: Move. On.

>"I....I will do it! Tokyo University!"

Kero:<Keitaro> Or was it Todai University?

>Keitaro wakes up while still murmuring those words.
>
>"I..I will do it. I will go to Tokyo University."

Tomoyo: Keitaro talks in his sleep?

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Zzzzz… Oh, Naru-chan! You remembered to bring the whipped cream! Zzzzzzz…

>He then clutches his head in pain as he felt a large bump on his head.
>
>(What the heck, where did this bump come from?)
>
>Before he could think or recall the incident that caused this, he heard a low moan.

Kero:<Naru> I got tired of waiting for you to wake up, so I started without you.

Sakura: Kero…

>'Huh?!"

Tomoyo: Very eloquent.

>Keitaro turned his head to the right and saw a girl lying on the floorboards whispering and moaning.

Tomoyo:<Naru> Zzzzzz… Oh, yes, Kei-kun! That’s the spot! Zzzzzzz…

>"Nani?!!"

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Hoeee?!

>"Oh Keitaro, you so manly! I'll be your obedient wife, I won't seduce anyone anymore."

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Not now, Naru-chan! Someone could be listening!

>Keitaro watched the girl in amazement and saw her starting to develop a major nosebleed.
>
>(Craps, what the heck is she thinking of? Is she thinking of me?!)

Sakura: No. She’s thinking of some other Keitaro.

>While he thought of this, he grinned and started daydreaming also. Five seconds later, he had a major nosebleed coming too.
>
>(Craps! What am I thinking of?! The only girl for me is Naru-chan and we will be happy together in Todai University.)

Kero: Does this author spend a lot of time at the casinos or something?

Syaoran:<author, shaking dice> Come on, lucky number seven!

>Keitaro shook his head out of his daydream and then reached out his hand and was about to gently shake Natsuko awake, but >suddenly Natsuko sprung at him.

All: ACK!

>("Keitaro!! Yes, please punish me! Please!)

Kero:<Natsuko> Oh, yes! Spank me, darling!

Sakura: Kero!

>Natsuko was still in her daydream as she sprung at Keitaro and wrapped her arms around her

Tomoyo: Awww… She’s giving herself a hug!

Sakura:<Natsuko a la Stuart Smalley> I’m good enough, smart enough and, gosh-darn it, people like me!

>and put her head on his chest as if it was a lover's embrace. While that happen, Keitaro's hand went to explore her chest >"accidently".

Sakura: Oh, not the stupid quotation marks again!

>"Oh craps, wait this feels nice and soft."

Kero: Ultra Downy Soft!

>Keitaro gave a perverted look that made Happosai go to shame.

Syaoran: Oh, come on…

Sakura: I think this author has Keitaro confused with someone else.

Tomoyo: Yeah. I mean he may not have the purest mind, but he’s not even close to Happosai.

Kero: Most of the “incidents” at the Hinata Lodge happen because of mistakes or carelessness, not deliberate perversion.

Sakura: You don’t suppose we’re defending Keitaro just because he and You-Know-Who, who rules our lives look alike, do you?

All: Nah.

>(Author's Note: If you seen Ranma 1/2, you would understand who Happosai is)

Kero: Unless you’ve only seen the first season.

Syaoran:<author> If you haven’t seen it, suffer.

>Before he could do anything else though, his door slid open.

Tomoyo: Lovely. Another person who doesn’t knock before entering.

>"Keitaro! I brought some bandages for....," said Naru as she stared at Keitaro in shock.

Kero:<Naru> Hey! The only one you’re supposed to grope is ME!

Sakura: Kero…

>(Crap!)

Tomoyo: Happens!

Kero: When famous sayings are censored.

>(Flashback)

Kero: …was actually a pretty lame video game.

Sakura: Oh no… More childhood memories.

>After the incident of the sledgehammer and Natsuko lugged Keitaro to his room, the rest of the girls met together in the main >living room.

Tomoyo: They were planning for Natsuko to meet with an unfortunate… “accident”.

Sakura:<Naru> Invincible Mary Sue, my butt! Let’s break the little twerp’s legs!

>"Who the heck does the girl think so is? Some snotty brat who is trying to get with Keitaro!" Naru was quite angry while she >folded her arms together.

Tomoyo:<Naru> Next thing you know, I’ll have to deal with some pony-tailed turtle-lover with some kind of medical affliction flirting with him.

Kero: Heh.

>"I hope Urashima-sempai will be okay," says Shinobu with a concerned look.

Sakura: What? No one’s commenting on Naru’s obvious jealousy?

Syaoran: Kitsune must be on break.

>Motoko sheathed her katana, "Urashima-sempai will be okay. His perverted powers always saves him from getting too much >pain."

Kero: Pretty big talk for someone who thought she was in love with him.

Syaoran: Yeah. But it turned out to be the flu, didn’t it?

>"Yeah! Keitaro is immortal!" Koalla Su smiles happily from all those fond memories of her kicking the crap out of Keitaro every >time they meet.

Tomoyo: Of course, Keitaro would have the last laugh by still being around, long after she had died and turned to dust.

Sakura: That was awfully morbid, Tomoyo-chan.

>Kitsune grinned at Naru, "Oh ho ho! Is Naru jealous of Natsuko? That this new girl actually cares for Keitaro?" Kitsune grins like a >fox and covers her mouth as if it was some kind of secret.

Syaoran: Love Hina Fanfic Rule #6: Whenever Kitsune does anything, it must be related to how a fox would do it.

Kero: Well, she is pretty foxy.

Sakura: Kero…

>"Wh.what?! That's not true, I don't care about Keitaro, but he is our manager and we need him to take care of Hinatasou."

Sakura: Of course, if he gets injured, they could get a new manager.

>Kitsune shakes her head in agreement, "Right, right, whatever you say Naru." Kitsune winks at her and gives a foxy grin.

Kero: Whatever you say, like a FOX!

Sakura: Kitsune. Like a fox. Got it.

>Shinobu quickly gets up and heads to the kitchen.

Sakura:<Shinobu> Screw this. I’m going to get a snack.

>"Shinobu? Where are you going?"

Kero: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Who said that?!!

>"I'm getting some bandages since Urashima-sempai may need some after that."

Kero:<Shinobu> Geez… Do I have to do everything around here? Move it, you big loads!

>Naru got up and headed to the kitchen.
>
>"I'll come and help!"

Kero:<Shinobu> About damn time!

>Kitsune grins again. "So its Naru to the rescue! Go Naru, go rescue Keitaro from the clutches of that new girl."

Sakura: Oh, brother…

Syaoran: What is she? A cheerleader?

Tomoyo:<Kitsune> Rah-Rah! Sis-Boom-Bah!

Kero: Sayyyyyy…

>Naru gave an angry stare at Kitsune.

Sakura:<Naru> Talk to the hand, fox-girl.

>"I'm just doing this because Keitaro may have been hurt pretty badly."

Tomoyo:<Naru> And I need him in top shape for when I beat him up again.

>"Right, right, the gentle Naru comes to save the violent Natsuko, what a romance!" Kitsune grins again as Naru stares at her.

Kero: As opposed to the gentle Mutsumi saving him from the violent Naru?

>Naru and Shinobu quickly head to the kitchen and grab the bandages. Then they both head up stairs and approached the >manager's room. Before Naru or Shinobu can get to the sliding door, they both heard Keitaro's voice and some noises behind the >door.

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Help! She’s groping me!

>"..this feels nice and soft."

Kero: Well, it is quilted.

Sakura: Ick!

>Naru blushed, but she quickly had an angry look as she slid the door open. What she saw was not consider her opinion "decent".

Tomoyo: Consider her opinion? Well, frankly, I think her opinion is a tad hasty.

Sakura: What else is new?

>(Fades back to reality)

Kero: It’s about time!

Syaoran: Whew! Back to Love Hina canon and IC, right?

Tomoyo: I wouldn’t count on it.

>Naru stares at Keitaro and Natsuko in shock as Natsuko had her arms around Keitaro and had her body firmly pressed up to >Keitaro.

Kero:<Natsuko, singing> Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you!

>Keitaro had his hand on some squeezable items that only female's have.

Syaoran: Boy, that’s a tough one.

Kero: Put the Herbal Essences bottles back where you found them, Keitaro.

>Shinobu sees this and drops the bandages. "Urashima-sempai!"

Syaoran:<Keitaro> That’s my name! Ask me again and I’ll tell you to bite me!

>Keitaro turns to see Shinobu.

Kero:<Keitaro> It’s not what you think…

>"No Shinobu-chan, its not what you think, this girl...."

Kero: TA-DA!

Sakura: It’s never what it looks like, is it?

>Shinobu rushed out the door and headed to her room crying. "I'm sorry Urashima-sempai!!"

Tomoyo:<Shinobu> But, I’m a sobbing over-emotional wuss!

Sakura: Ouch! That was a tad much, Tomoyo-chan.

Tomoyo: Gomen. The fic is getting to me.

>Naru quickly composed herself,

Kero: Oh, she’s a musician! Heh, heh… Kill me.

>but her fist was totally clenched together as she stared at Keitaro angrily.

Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor> Like, her fist was so totally clenched!

>The frustation was so much, that Naru had some frustration marks on her head.

Kero: What exactly does a frustration mark look like anyway?

Sakura: I don’t know, but I’m sure we’re all starting to get a lot of them.

>"Ke...Keitaro!!!! You..you pervert!! How dare you do this and with Shinobu here! Die Hentai!!!"

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Excuuuuse me, Miss Righteous Fury. But this happens to be my room and you just barged in here! What’s the matter? Too good to follow your own rules?!

Sakura: Yeah. The fic is definitely getting to us.

>Naru rushed up to Keitaro and slams her fist right into his face in less than a second. Keitaro was catapulted into the air and slams >into the roof while rebounding off it to hit one of the structural poles of Hinatasou, and then he rebounds off of that to break >through the walls of Motoko's room.

Syaoran: What is this? A pinball game?

Kero: I hope Naru can afford to repair that.

>At that time Motoko was changing in her room and was taking off the bandages off her chest. Motoko hears the crash and sees >Keitaro on the ground dazed.

Sakura: … and confused.

Tomoyo: Not unlike us.

>"Nani?!!" Motoko was in shock to see Keitaro lying on the ground with a black eye and a large lump on his head.

>
>Keitaro turns his head to Motoko and sees her chest and (Boom!) instant Niagara Falls of blood.

Sakura: Um… Wouldn’t that kill him?

>Motoko immediately realizes the situation and blushes. With one hand she covers her chest and with the other hand she grabs her >katana and launches one of her ancestral techniques.
>
>"Keitaro, you..you pervert. Die! Zan Ken Sen!!"

Tomoyo:<Motoko> How dare you let yourself be hurled through my wall!!

>The wind howl from the blade springs out of the blade and immediately hits Keitaro. With an explosion and debris flying, he goes >soaring again into the air and falls headfirst right into the entrance of Hinatasou where he lies right next to the stairs where he was >in the beginning after the assualt by Naru.

Syaoran: The what by Naru?

Sakura: At this point, the fanfic has just thrown up its hands and said “I just don’t know”.

>"Ack, why does this happen to me."

Syaoran: That’s what happens when you get mixed up with a bad author, Keitaro.

>Then he tries to get up and rolls to his left which is the stairs and because he had no energy from all those beating. Before he >realizes it he falls down the long flight of stairs, just like the beginning of this story.

Kero:<sighs> Well, to recap the plot so far: Bleah! Any questions?

Sakura: No. That about covers it.

>(NO!!! Not again! Ouch! Ite! Bam! Wham! Ite.) And he rolls on.

All:<singing> Rolling, rolling, rolling.

>(Back to the manager's room)
>
>After the confrontation of Keitaro and Naru, Natsuko broke out of her daydream and sees Keitaro not around any more.

Sakura:<Natsuko> Whoah! Must’ve spaced out again… Whew! Trippy, man!

>"Nani?!! Where is Keitaro?"

Kero: He left with Waldo about three minutes ago.

>She looks around the room and only sees Naru standing there with her arm extended as if she launched some devastating attack.

Tomoyo: So, Naru’s just been standing there with her arm out?

>"Why are you here?!!"

Sakura:<Naru> Hey! I live here. What’s your excuse?

>Natsuko looks at Naru then looks to where her arm extends and sees a large hole in the balcony door.

Tomoyo:<Naru> Go jump off that.

>"He tried to seduce you and he had his hands all over you."

Kero: Yeah. Never mind that she had his hands all over him too.

Syaoran: Oops! Plot hole.

>Natsuko stared at Naru angrily.

Kero: Ah! Another student of the Syaoran School Of Glowering.

Syaoran: Hey!

Tomoyo: Guaranteed to make you more threatening or your money back!

>"So?!! If Keitaro wants to be a man, let him! I don't mind, and what we do is none of your business! Now leave this room!"

Kero:<Natsuko a la Austin Powers> He’s a real man, baby, yeah!

Tomoyo:<Lucia from “Lunar 2: Eternal Blue> Do not interfere.

>Naru stared at Natsuko in shock and then she sweat dropped.

Sakura:<Naru> Dear God! She’s channeling Natasa! Quick! Get Motoko and tell her to bring her spirit wards!

>(The..there are two perverts in this room?!!)

Tomoyo: No. There’s one. Keitaro is no longer technically in the room.

>Natsuko pointed her finger out the door.

Sakura:<Natsuko> Don’t let that hit you on the way out.

>"Leave!!"

Kero: …It To Beaver!

>Naru looks at her in frustration and as they stared at one another, a bolt of lightning appeared from both of them and connected.

Syaoran: Anime Cliché #356-Lightning stares between rivals.

>Naru sighed in frustration and stomped out of the room. Natsuko gave a mischievous victory smile as she won the first round.

Sakura: You’d think she was a disembodied head in a pan or something.

Tomoyo:<Natsuko a la Jan> Well, I won that round.

>(Keitaro will be mine and I won't have this violent tomboy try to hurt Keitaro ever again!)

Tomoyo:<Natsuko> And after I’m done with Akane, I’ll take care of Naru! Thank you!

>At that time Kitsune saw the whole thing on the roof and saw Keitaro flying out of his balcony and into Motoko's room where he >was blown away and falls into the stairs and starts rolling down it. She watched everything in glee and starts rubbing her chin in a >studious manner.

Syaoran: Okay. What the hell is Kitsune doing on the roof?

>"Hmm...things will be quite interesting with this new girl, Natsuko. Maybe Naru will finally confess her feelings and if she does, then >there will be a war between them." Kitsune grins mischievously and like a sly fox,

All: YES! WE GET IT!!

>she already was on her way to get a war going. "Alright! Operation Love and Lust Duel commences now!"

Kero: Ummm… Might want to work on your naming skills there, Kitsune.

>"Yeah!! I'm with you!" Kaolla waves her arms happily as she realizes this is going to be fun.

All: ACK!

Sakura: Where’d she come from?

>(4 hours later and in the main living room)

Tomoyo: The Hina girls had finally finished watching “Gone With The Wind”…

Sakura:<Shinobu> Okay, who’s up for “Titanic”?

>Keitaro faces the girls and nods at them.

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Yes. That will do.

>He was all battered up and bruised with numerous bandages wrapped around him, especially covering his nose and his eye.

Kero: Ah! He’s doing his Rei Ayanami impression.

Syaoran:<Keitaro> Hit me one more time, Motoko, and I swear I’ll bring Third Impact down on your ass.

>"Because of this letter written by my mom, I have agreed to welcome Natsuko Yagami into Hinatasou. She already paid the rent >for the first three months."

Tomoyo: Oh, now that’s convenient.

>"Nani?!" Yelled the girls as they all saw Natsuko standing beside Keitaro like an obedient wife.

Sakura: Geez… Why don’t they just dress her up like a harem slave and call her Jeannie?

>(NO!! With Natsuko here, things will go crazy. Heck I will go crazy. I would kill her if she keeps doing this!)

Kero: Okay, which of us said that?

>Naru stares at Natsuko, with all this hate and malovence.

Sakura: Whatever “malovence” is.

>(Hm..I could ask her as a sparring partner, I wouldn't mind having one since its boring to practice alone. Maybe she could show >me some moves, and then I can take on Seta-san and regain my honor.)
>
>Motoko analyzed Natsuko and started judging her on her skills as a fighter.

Tomoyo: So, Motoko is going to overlook that this girl loves the one person she despises more than anyone, and is trying to do away with one of her friends?

Kero: For shame, Motoko! What happened to those strict ethics?

>(Alright..my idol is going to stay, I got to ask her to teach me how to do that attack.)
>
>Kaolla Su had another starry look at Natsuko.

Syaoran: Mary Sue Cliché #045-All must worship and idolize the Mary Sue. For she in greatness personified!

>(Hehe! Operation Love and Lust Duel is going smoothly!)
>
>Kitsune rubs her chin and grins.

Sakura:<Kitsune> Granted, I haven’t actually done anything, but still…

>(Oh no, another person competition to Urashima-sempai, I must not lost to her! I must beat all of them!)
>
>Shinobu smiles, but it was a fake one.

Tomoyo:<Shinobu, through clenched teeth> Some days I’m just three steps from going postal.

>Natsuko turns to them and bows politely.
>
>"I hope we can get along and I'll try my best to act the way of a guest would."

Syaoran: Oh, yeah. You’re doing great so far.

>Naru and the gang sweat dropped from the statement.
>
>Keitaro smiled and turned to Natsuko. "Well, that's that Natsuko, welcome to Hinatasou."

Kero:<Keitaro> And may God have mercy on us all…

>Natsuko smiled at Keitaro, but then looked at Naru who had a furious look.

Sakura: I’m sensing some hostility from you, Naru.

>Naru stared at Natsuko and in turn Natsuko stared at Naru. The room went silent and Keitaro soon got uncomfortable and stood >between them.

Syaoran: What? I’m really lost here.

>(This is not a good way to start! I know! I'll try to get Natsuko and Naru together and they could be best friends! Yeah! That >would be good idea)

Sakura: Yeah. And while you’re at it, why don’t you get Ryoko and Ayeka to stop fighting too?

Tomoyo: Ouch!

>"Now, now lets make up and get together as friends. After all, Hinatasou brought us all together."

Kero: STOP DOING THAT!!

>Before he could say anything else the girl's eyes released a bolt of lightning again as they stared at each other furiously. Before the >two bolts could connect, both the bolts struck at Keitaro who stood between them.
>
>"Argh.." Keitaro lay at the ground, electrocuted.

Kero:<James Bond> Shocking.

Syaoran: Was that supposed to be funny?

>"Keitaro!!" shouted Naru and Natsuko as they both stop looking at each other and both dropped to their knees to see if Keitaro >was arite.

Sakura: To see if he was what?

>Kitsune started grinning like a demon while rubbing her hands together.

Syaoran: No doubt a “fox” demon.

>"This is definitely going to be fun!"

Kero: It sure hasn’t been so far.

>Naru and Natsuko looked at Keitaro and then looked at each other.
>
>"Not look what you done, you hurt Keitaro!"

Sakura: Now you will must die!

>"Me! What did I do?!! You're the one behind him!"

Tomoyo: Um… What are they talking about?

>Both Naru and Natsuko glared at each other menacingly.

All:<groans>

Kero: Okay. They don’t like each other. WE GET IT ALREADY!!!

>Keitaro shook himself and slowly got up.

Syaoran: Keitaro thinks he’s a snowglobe.

>"Argh.."

Kero:<Keitaro> Boy, my vocabulary seems awfully limited, doesn’t it?

>Then while he tries to get up, he grabbed something soft with his hands.

Kero:<Zidane> Oooh, soft!

Sakura: Kero…

>"Huh?!"

Tomoyo: My thoughts exactly.

>Keitaro gently applied pressure to the soft cushion.

Syaoran: He’s trying to stop the bleeding.

>"Eh?!" Naru looks at Keitaro's hand, which was on her breast and was gently pressured.

Sakura:<Naru> Now, now, Keitaro. What did I tell you about groping me in public?

Syaoran:<Keitaro> G-gomen, Naru-chan!

Sakura:<Naru> I’m afraid I’m going to have to punish you for this tonight.

Syaoran:<Keitaro, mock frightened> Oh no! Please don’t punish me!

Kero: I think we’re having a bad influence on those two.

>Naru blushed and then clenched her hand and slammed it right into Keitaro's face.
>
>"You...you pervert! Die!!!"

Sakura:<Naru> HI-KEEBA!

>(Ah..crap! Here we go again!)

Syaoran: I’m with him.

>Keitaro felt the hammer blow and his whole body went below the floorboards and his head was the only one stuck out of the >floorboards, just like the sledgehammer blow.

Sakura: Hammer blow? The hell?

Kero:<gasp!> That’s not Naru! It’s Akane Tendo in disguise!

Tomoyo:<Akane> Curses! Foiled again!

>The rest of the girls except Natsuko sweat dropped from this incident.
>
>"I wonder which hurt more?!! Naru's punch or Natsuko's hammer?" Kitsune whispers this to Motoko's ear.

Sakura:<Motoko> I could do better.

>"Urashima-sempai..I hope he is okay."
>
>"Keitaro the immortal, he will down in history in my history as the strongest man alive!" Kaolla smiled at Keitaro as he lies there >with two large basketball size lumps.
>
>Natsuko and Naru then looked at each other angrily again and soon a battle aura appeared in both of them.

Kero: Okay. That clinches it. This author is definitely thinking of Ranma ½.

>"Don't you dare touch him!"
>
>"Then make sure he doesn't ever touch me again."

Tomoyo:<Natsuko> Oh, I think I can handle that.

>Both of them glowed insanely red.
>
>Motoko was in shock. "Not..not even my sister had this kind of battle aura.

Sakura: Oh, brother…

Tomoyo: Behold the mighty power of the Mary Sue!

>Kitsune grinned like a fox and rubbed her hands again. "Prepare for War!"

Syaoran: Let’s not and say we did.

>Keitaro lay there.
>
>(Ack.Why me!!)

Kero: Why not?

>End of Chapter One

Sakura: And another lame entry in the Annoying New Character genre fades into the sunset.

Tomoyo: Yeah. I mean, what the hell was all of that? Natsuko’s role in the fic was basically the same shtick Mutsumi does. She likes Keitaro, flirts with him and makes Naru jealous.

Syaoran: But, Mutsumi was a better character who stood as a contrast to Naru. They had completely different personalities. And more importantly, Mutsumi was never a goody-goody Mary Sue like Natsuko.

Kero: I’d rather just forget this fic as soon as possible.

Sakura: Yeah. Let’s get out of here.

“Tomoyo,” said Kero. “I’ve always wondered, why do so many anime couples start out hating each other?”

Tomoyo shrugged. “It’s par for the course, Kero-chan. I mean, with the exception of Keiichi and Belldandy. It’s funnier and usually more interesting if the couple has a rough start. I mean, take Naru and Keitaro. They would’ve been together a lot earlier if it wasn’t for various mishaps, Naru’s temper, and the general romantic ineptness of both of them.”

“Romantic ineptness?” said Kero.

“Sure,” Tomoyo replied. “Most of the characters in anime couples are romantically inept. Look at Sakura-chan and Li-kun. Sakura-chan was a naïve innocent and Li-kun was always shy and introverted. Lik-kun couldn’t express his feelings outside of stammering and blushing and Sakura-chan was clueless to the fact that Li-kun liked her.”

“Wow. You sure do know a lot, Mr. Science!” Kero cheered.

Tomoyo giggled. “Whatever you say, Penrod.” She tapped the button on the control console. “What do you think, sirs?”

DEEP 13

Eriol, Ruby Moon and Spinel Sun were in no condition to respond as they had recently been tied up and Deep 13 was now occupied by the Hina girls. Shinobu was busy taking care of a comatose Keitaro, who had an awfully large lump on his head.

“For the last time!!” Naru shouted. “I’m only doing this to get away from that miserable brat, Natsuko!! I don’t care the slightest about Keitaro.”

“Sure, sure,” Mitsune said in a teasing voice.

“Shut up!” Naru snapped.

Haruka just sighed and lit a cigarette while Koalla Su started messing around with the computer system.

“Hey!” called Shinobu. “Who are they?”

“Us?” said Tomoyo, who was looking more than a tad shocked. “We’re Dr. H’s lab rats.”

“Lab rats?” inquired Motoko.

“Yeah,” said Kero. “We’re trapped on a satellite where we’re force to read bad fanfics.”

“Oh!” said Naru “It’s kinda like that show… Um… What was it called?”

“Ummm… Could you mind the fourth wall, please?” said Tomoyo.

Naru shrugged. “Well, okay. Push the button, Kitsune.”

“You just really wanted to say that, didn’t you?” said Mitsune.

“Pretty much.” Naru replied as Mitsune pressed the button.

THE REAL END

(Feel free to hum “Catch You, Catch Me” as the credits roll)

Well, I’ve been working on this particular MSTing for a loooooong time. I really don’t have much to say in these notes right now. Besides, this thing is long enough as it is.

(You know, my resemblance to Keitaro wouldn’t be nearly as disturbing if he didn’t draw too.)

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

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1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

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7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

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9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

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11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

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18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

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21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

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